Things we heard...

Dress Code

Riglet — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 19:12:40 +0000

“Please dress in colours matching our logo.”

ed: scary. Hopefully this was just for a photo shoot or something

Nelson — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 05:41:49 +0000

Small kid walking down the street and singing, in Hull, England:

I hate you
You hate me
We’re a ‘orrible family

Riglet — Sun, 09 May 2010 11:31:43 +0000

“… but don’t you know where you live?”

“of course I do, but I don’t know exactly where we are – that’s a different problem”.

Riglet — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 11:02:54 +0000

“My consciousness is at odds with the laws of physics”

Ed: that sounds dangerous, no?

Riglet — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 13:54:35 +0000

“Realism is relative too, you know!”

(Ed: Agree. It is relative, indeed!)

Riglet — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:11:40 +0000

I wrote this book in 1989 but it was too thick for publishing.

Ed: could there be other reasons too…?

Riglet — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 16:01:26 +0000

The weather in London is much like the government in Iraq. Sometimes sunni and sometimes shi’ite.

London, 07 March 2010

Riglet — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:42:29 +0000

“Is this water boiled?”

“It’s a little boiled.”

Oslo, February 2010: citizens are adviced to temporarily boil all drinking water.

Ed: is that like being a little pregnant?

Riglet — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 14:52:51 +0000

A theoretical life is ok but it’s not very practical.

Oslo, March 2010

Riglet — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 16:12:14 +0000

“Please let me live to nuke someone!”