Dress Code
September 5, 2010
“Please dress in colours matching our logo.”
ed: scary. Hopefully this was just for a photo shoot or something
Happy family
July 5, 2010
Small kid walking down the street and singing, in Hull, England:
I hate you
You hate me
We’re a ‘orrible family
Lost
May 9, 2010
“… but don’t you know where you live?”
“of course I do, but I don’t know exactly where we are – that’s a different problem”.
Chaos theory
April 18, 2010
“My consciousness is at odds with the laws of physics”
Ed: that sounds dangerous, no?
Relativity
April 12, 2010
“Realism is relative too, you know!”
(Ed: Agree. It is relative, indeed!)
struggling writers
March 25, 2010
I wrote this book in 1989 but it was too thick for publishing.
Ed: could there be other reasons too…?
Weather
March 7, 2010
The weather in London is much like the government in Iraq. Sometimes sunni and sometimes shi’ite.
London, 07 March 2010
Relatively well boiled
March 2, 2010
“Is this water boiled?”
“It’s a little boiled.”
Oslo, February 2010: citizens are adviced to temporarily boil all drinking water.
Ed: is that like being a little pregnant?
Theory and practice
March 2, 2010
A theoretical life is ok but it’s not very practical.
Oslo, March 2010
Very politically incorrect
February 28, 2010
“Please let me live to nuke someone!”
(While playing “war on terror the Boardgame“)
